Is your brand feeling more meh than hell yeah!? Are you ready to stop drowning and start standing out like a unicorn at a horse convention? Buckle up, f*ckup – Brand Therapy is about to rock your world.
let's face it.
Managing a kick-ass brand is harder than trying to herd cats while juggling flaming torches. You're juggling a million tasks, and your brand often gets lost in the shuffle.
The result?
A wishy-washy brand that's about as memorable as beige wallpaper. It does nothing, attracts no one, and is embarrassing to show customers.
Get proud of your brand & business again.
we're the expert in your pocket
Your personal brand shrink, strategist, and cheerleader all rolled into one fabulous package. It's like having a branding expert on speed dial, ready to solve your brand emergencies faster than you can say "logo crisis" or "Canva sucks."
here's what you get when you sign up
Or read on—we haven't even gotten to the best parts yet
brand therapy isn't just a series of consultations
it's sustained transformation
We don't just tell you what to do; we roll up our sleeves and help you do it. It's hands-on, it's personalized, and it's exactly what your brand needs to go from wallflower to life of the party.
trusted by
the investment
we've got two ways to get the ball rollingListen up, savvy brand builders! We've got options that'll make your wallet do a happy dance.
Six monthly payments of $1,000, totaling $6k for a 6 month brand journey.
Or, if you're feeling extra bold (and we know you are), pay in full upfront and save a cool $503. 6 months paid in full come to a cool $5,497.
That's like getting two weeks of Brand Therapy for free! Either way, you're investing in a brand so irresistible, it'll make your competitors wish they'd thought of it first.
But Wait... we've got an irresistable offer for you below:
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🎉 Exciting Beta Offer for Quick Action Takers! 🎉Be one of the first 5 people to join Brand Therapy and unlock our exclusive beta pricing:
- $550/month for 6 months OR
- $3,000 paid in full (that's 6 months for the price of 3!)
- Enjoy this beta pricing through ALL of 2025 as well! (Save over $5k over the next year!)
But hurry! Once these 5 spots are gone, prices will rise to the full amount faster than you can say brand makeover.
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Brand Therapy
- how it all works -When you subscribe to Brand Therapy, you receive:
(2)(3)* 60-minute 1:1 sessions per month- (1) group 90-minute Q&A session/month for life
- Text & email access
- Private Facebook group access for life
- Refer a friend and we'll pay you 10% of their first payment
- 10-15% off Odd Fox services
*sign-up in 2024 and lock-in the free 3rd session through 2025.
join the beta program below
Only 5 spots available at the beta price.
here's what happens in brand therapy
brand better
- Dive into & expand your brand’s values, mission, voice, & vision.
- Identify and repair gaps in your branding
- Niche to the gods & focus your messaging
- Get clarity about anything, especially the best path forward
- Build amazing packages your clients really want
design smarter
- Pro feedback for fixing bad, useless, & ineffective designs
- Hands-on fixing of designs, logos, websites, etc.
- gain an eye for how to elevate the designs you create to support your brand
tame clients
- Learn how to set clear boundaries with clients
- Communicate effectively with clients
- Stop issues before they arise
- Attract the clients you really want
- Master effective contracts & proposals
& more
- Get you some sweet, sweet clarity on where you're headed
when's the last time you asked yourself
for us, it's every day
a freakin' brand revolution in a pdf
Say hello to your new secret weapon: The Holy Shit! Who Am I? Brand Strategy Workbook. This beautiful Google Sheet workbook is included in your Brand Therapy subscription. It's yours to keep forever.
This comprehensive, no-bullshit workbook is designed to help solopreneurs and small business owners dig deep, get real, and create a brand that's as unique and badass as they are.
why you needed this, like, yesterday
- Ditch the cookie-cutter branding BS and discover your true brand identity
- Get crystal clear on who your ideal customers are (and how to make them fall in love with you)
- Stand out in a sea of sameness and make your competitors weep with envy
- Transform your brand from "meh" to "holy shit, that's amazing!"
here's a peek
( you're gonna love it. )
& you probably can't see the above image well on a phone. sorry.what's inside?
Let's get one thing clear: The Holy Shit! Who Am I? Brand Strategy Workbook isn't a magic wand that'll poof your brand into existence faster than you can say "abracadabra." What it is, is the kick-ass foundation that every unforgettable brand is built on.
Think of it as the brand equivalent of a treasure map – it won't hand you the gold, but it'll sure as hell show you where to dig. Once you've poured your heart and soul into these pages, a branding pro can take your answers and transform them into a visual, verbal, and emotional brand identity that'll make your competitors weep.
And hey, if you're more of a DIY warrior, you can totally use this guide to build your own brand. Just keep in mind, it might take a bit longer and the end result might not have that professional polish. But don't let that stop you – some of the world's most iconic brands started with a dream and a whole lot of elbow grease. So whether you're teaming up with a pro or going solo, this workbook is your first step towards brand badassery.
The Origin Story
Uncover the heart and soul of your brand. We'll dig into why you started, what drives you, and where you're headed. It's like therapy, but for your business (and way more fun).
The brand essence
Distill your brand down to its purest form. We're talking mission, values, and promises that'll make your customers weak in the knees.
The brand voice
Give your brand a voice that turns heads and opens wallets. Whether you're sassy, sophisticated, or somewhere in between, we'll help you find your perfect pitch.
The challenges
Face your business demons head-on. We'll identify what's keeping you up at night and arm you with the tools to conquer those obstacles like a boss.
The ideal customer
Get up close and personal with your dream clients. We'll create a portrait so vivid, you'll feel like you could reach out and high-five them.
The competition
The visual identity
Create a visual feast that'll make your brand impossible to ignore. From logos to color schemes, we'll help you dress your brand for success.
The ❤️ story
Craft a connection so strong, your customers will be writing your name in hearts. It's not just about making a sale; it's about creating brand evangelists.
The success metric
Set goals that'll make your accountant swoon. We'll help you define what success looks like for your brand and how to measure your journey from "meh" to "magnificent."