- You're staring at a blank page, not sure where to start
- You've copy/pasted some "professional" sounding words that feel totally wrong
- You know you're different, but can't quite put your finger on how
- You're drowning in brand advice that all sounds the same
- You paid $500 for a logo, but that didn't give you instant brand clarity
STOP
Hear from real entrepreneurs like you—about how this workshop wentIn just 3 days, you'll discover and define your brand's true essence – no corporate buzzwords required.
Just clear, practical steps to uncover & communicate what makes your business uniquely awesome.
For Entrepreneurs who want that sweet sweet Brand Clarity
💰 $147
📅 Replays For Life
⏰ At your own Pace
🎥 90 minute zoom calls
💰 Learn a F*ck-load
🎁 3 workshops full of clarity in one.
ever feel like everyone else has their brand figured out...
except you?
let me paint a familiar picture:
You sit down to write content for your brand for the 47th time.
You look at what your competitors are saying.
You read yet another article about finding your brand voice.
You try some fill-in-the-blank templates that leave you feeling more generic than ever.
And somehow, you end up with the same bland ~professional services~ description that makes your amazing business sound just like everyone else's.
💤 snooze-fest central 💤
Here's what no one tells you:
This isn't a YOU problem.
You're actually fantastic at this (trust me)
You just haven't:
1. Been given the TOOLS
2. To BUILD your brand essence
3. To know WHO TF YOUR BRAND IS!
It's a bingeworthy 3 day workshop. What could go wrong?
here's what happens
when you finally get crystal-clear on who your brand really is (and what makes it unforgettable)
in 3 days, you'll go from "Ummmm..."
to "THIS IS IT!"
December 4, 5, & 6, 2024
4:00-5:30 PM EST
Anytime Replays!
All you gotta do is:
🔥 Watch 3 90-minute lessons
🔥 Complete exercises in your Workshop Workbook
🔥 Be focused, hungry, and ready to authentically represent your business.
What you'll walk away with:
🔥 Your 5 Core Brand Values that actually mean something
🔥 A Mission Statement that feels true to you (and makes sense to others)
🔥 A Brand Promise that your ideal clients will resonate with
🔥 A Unique Positioning Statement that helps you stand out naturally
🔥 Your Brand Story that connects with your audience
PLUS these confidence-boosting bonuses:
🔥 Admission into the Unf*ck Your Brand Facebook Group
Purchasing this workshop replay gets you:
🔥 A FREE 45-minute 1:1 Brand Essence Refinement Session with me ($250 value)
for just $147
get unlimited access to this workshop Below
When your payment is confirmed, you'll receive an e-mail with the secret Eternal VIP page & password!Common Fucking Questions
(respectfully)I'm just starting out and don't even have clients yet. Is this too advanced for me?
I've already done some branding work. Won't this be repetitive?
Our Unf*ck Your Brand Essence Workshop digs deeper than typical branding exercises. If you're still struggling to explain what makes you different, there's a gap between your surface-level branding and your true brand essence. This is the missing piece that we'll be able to fill. Even if you think you're all good—you'll learn something!
I don't have 3 days to spare right now. Can't I just figure this out on my own?
The workshop is just 90 mins per day plus implementation time. You'll get more clarity in 3 focused days than months of piecing together random branding advice or chasing every shiny object you come across. Think of it as a shortcut to clarity.
The investment feels like a stretch for me right now.
It's a free workshop. Lol. I'll give you your money back if you don't like it.
What if I get stuck or fall behind?
For the free ticket, you'll get 7 days access to replays, as well as lifetime access to the worksheets! With the VIP All-In Group, you'll get lifetime access to all materials, daily implementation support (an hour after each general session), and a free 45-minute refinement session with me. We've helped a ton of entrepreneurs find clarity – we won't let you get stuck!
but wait, you say...
and why should I listen?
fair question, lol
Hello, I'm Paul Oldham
Brand Unf*cker & Creative RebelI'm Paul Oldham, the branding wizard behind Odd Fox, and I'm here to turn your brand from "meh" to "holy shit!" faster than you can say "rebrand". I started designing in Kansas City, and I now live in New York.
Here’s a bit about me in awkward, eye-rolling third person: Paul is an brand strategist (unf*cker) & creative rebel currently based in New York whose passion is to help his clients dive deep into their brand. He’s got an intuition for this shit, and isn’t about to let you go on and ruin something amazing for yourself by letting fear take the reins.
His signature style is like a therapist: asking tough, deep questions to get to the heart of why we are making certain choices for our brand—and our clients. Should you be going after that customer? Should we be responding to bad reviews with anger and curse words? The brand will tell us what to do after we go through the process.
If you’re looking for someone to help you make these brand decisions so you’re not the only captain of the ship, he’s the one you’ve been looking for.
Welcome to ODD FOX
We're branding agency founded in Kansas City, MO in 2015 (about to be in NY).
At Odd Fox, we're not your grandma's branding agency (unless your grandma is a badass, then maybe we are). We're cheeky smartasses who know our shit when it comes to branding. Our expertise is built on solid experience, continuous learning, and a deep understanding of what makes brands stand out.
We believe that your brand should be as bold, authentic, and downright fabulous as you are. No more hiding behind generic logos and snooze-worthy taglines. It's time to let your freak flag fly, and we're here to run that flag up the pole, salute it, and be carted off to jail for breaking the law by violating the flag code.